Top Ten Reasons to Work at Westlight (1991)

10. Comstock vending machine doesn't have Milky Ways

9. Bonus checks always fully property-released

8. Computerized subject cross-reference can be used to solve crossword puzzles

7. All Textures available in Sensurround

6. Company baseball caps are specially sized so as not to fit swelled heads of spies from The Image Bank

5. Soon to promote new astronomy file: "Shoot Up"

4. Office manuals going bilingual through the use of that fine software product, Spanish Assistant

3. Pictionary, Pictionary, Pictionary!

2. Marinas are a safe distance away from offshore oil drilling (Oh, excuse me … that's top 10 reasons to work in Westlake Village)

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO WORK AT WESTLIGHT …

1. We have the largest stack of reusable scrap paper outside of New York

 

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